"To Create, One Must First Question Everything" - Eileen Gray posted by Perry at 11:32 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A WHOLE NEW LOW Friday, February 20, 2004
Owwww dear.. David Hasslehofffff has produced something very very bad! He went from being my hero in Knight Rider to a jammy perv git in Baywatch.. to a very sad entertainer of German people!! Click here to listen to him rapping on Pingu dance!! (yes.. as in Pingu the penguin)!! Aww.. Bless posted by Perry at 10:17 AM ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WEEKEND Thursday, February 19, 2004
whoop-de-frikkin-do.. its nearly the weekend.. at last.. time for some partying, lie-ins and hollyoaks posted by Perry at 11:27 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
THINKIN ABOUT THE GOONIES TODAY Monday, February 16, 2004
Well.. Valentines Day turned out a lot better than I could've hoped for. After accidently booking us into a gay hotel in Brighton, and arriving late.. some other couple with the same name had arrived before us and gone to our room.. so we got upgraded to the very best 4poster-room. We saw no sign of any homosexual goings-on.. much to my dismay, as I wanted some fotos for the album. We also blagged our way into getting a table at a nice italian restaurant on the day.. and got there late.. at nearly 11pm!! We were drunk and carried on getting drunkerer!! Being tired and tipsy.. the conversation was "interesting" to say the least.. but you can hear all kindsa good arguments going on in a restaurant at that time of night.. so kept us very much awake and entertained! The weather was good and some nice blustery walks along the prom with fatty doughnuts ensued! Oww.. and highly recommended is the dolphin derby game thing and the "crazy mouse" rollercoaster on the end of the pier!! Overall, a raving sucess! Woo hooo!! posted by Perry at 11:25 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
COCKLEPICKERS Tuesday, February 10, 2004
Thought of the day: Never hold your farts in - They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where shitty ideas come from!! I endeavour to let mine flow free from now on. posted by Perry at 8:07 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
HAR(*IKKY IKKY*)MONI(*BOOOM*)KAA Friday, February 06, 2004
if any of u lot are into rahzel, beatboxing or other "Noyze" then look at this.. (u need sound on).. godamn, this man is the muttleys nuttleys.. (oww.. and i dont know where this is from.. dont sue me.. please!) posted by Perry at 1:03 AM ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dont mean to go on.. but oww my god.. my back is killin.. Im gettin one of those osteopath people to click me back together this weekend I think!! I hope they can fix me and put my back, back together like a rubiks magic rings (wow.. blast from the past!) posted by Perry at 10:03 PM
CLEAN THE INSIDE OF UR MONITOR
what can i say... one for the boys me thinks.. CLICK posted by Perry at 12:47 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
OUCH Tuesday, February 03, 2004
just got back from wu shu kwan chinese kickboxing.. i ache like frik. somehow i have a bad back, to go with my gammy knee and soleless feet! well... looks like im goin for my 2nd brownbelt in a few weeks time, then for my blackbelt in may - all being well. cant wait!! must keep training.. and get rid of my magic, ever-expanding belly! posted by Perry at 11:49 PM
CHUBBY BAT
now - i wouldnt recommend "buying" the ricky jervais standup thingymagigg.. but it is very very funny.. so borrow it, download it or get a friend to reinact it.. its class.. "so whats this??.." "its a chubby bat innit".. oww how we laughed. (spoze u had to be there). nite posted by Perry at 6:21 PM
MARS BARS
fun-sized Mars bars make ideal normal-sized Mars bars, for dwarfs... similarily, king-sized Mars bars make ideal normal-sized Mars bars, for giants. normal-sized Mars bars make ideal king-sized Mars bars for dwarfs, as well as fun-sized ones for giants. keep all this in mind when u next purchase a Mars bar for your dwarf of giant friends. posted by Perry at 5:12 PM
ELLO MONKEY
Welcome to my weirdly named webspace! Here, you will find a lovely array of interective work, and a range of photos, updated weekly. Click on a link to the left. posted by Perry at 5:11 PM
IM UP..
Woo hooo.. finally I have some webspace.. and the beginnings of a website. Im afraid content is a bit minimal at the moment, but hey - Ill get there.. please be patient. More links will appear asap.. Tarrah for now posted by Perry at 5:10 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
